I failed my first stats class in college. Not because the math was hard. Because every example in the textbook was about iris flowers or Boston housing prices and I couldn't figure out why anyone in real life would care. So the formulas just slid off my brain. Years later, I'm a backend dev in Mumbai with a serious filter coffee habit and an even more serious sleep deficit. One Sunday morning, somewhere between my second tumbler of decoction and a half-broken Saturday deploy, I asked myself a qu