There's a moment every on-call engineer knows. It's 2 AM. Slack explodes. Pods are crashing in production. You SSH in half-awake, squinting at logs, trying to remember which runbook handles this exact CrashLoopBackOff pattern. You paste commands you've pasted a hundred times before. You fix it. You go back to sleep. You do it again next week. I got tired of that loop. So I built a system to close it permanently. NeuroScale Autopilot is a 5-agent AI pipeline that watches your Kubernetes cluster,