Morning Coffee: The new team of AI bankers with a cool name. Some of the most profitable traders in the world don’t know how much they’ve made

editor@efinancialcareers.com (Anonymous)
Bankers do love their military metaphors.  Former Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein famously had to remind a colleague during the 2008 financial crisis that “You're getting out of a Mercedes to go to the New York Federal Reserve. You're not getting out of a Higgins boat on Omaha beach".  The reason that bankers love battle vernacular is that it sounds good.  It’s cooler to refer to your elite structured derivatives team as “ & &