When I shipped Trooper , a privacy-aware LLM proxy written in Go, I didn't have a marketing plan. I had GitHub traffic analytics and a habit of checking them obsessively. Seven weeks later, I have something more useful than a viral moment: a ranked table of every traffic spike, what caused each one, and proof that the exact same playbook that worked at launch still works when you have something new to say. What is Trooper? Trooper sits between your app and your LLM provider. When your cloud quot